gang0fwolves:

when a bunch of your favorite artists release new music at the same time

(via humourbitch)

putsyoudown:

biting ur cheek

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dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

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yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

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brenodnurie:

i love it when lyrics don’t make sense to you but then you sit and think about them for a while and suddenly they’re the deepest shit you’ve ever heard it just always makes me feel good when that happens

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aweepingangel:

i was never jealous of barbie’s body

i was jealous of all the shit she had and that fucking mansion and her pimp ass car and her hot boyfriend

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precumming:

intergalacticsloth:

precumming:

precumming:

did you guys follow me cause you liked my blog?

well they def didnt follow you for your looks

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Did u just diss yourself

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hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown

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covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me 

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hoodratzayn:

i believe in hate at first sight

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